Liturgy of the Church  Father John Slampak, STL Chairman of the Diocesan Liturgical Commission

• September 3, 2010 (I don't mean to bother you, but my friend hear wants to know if you brushed your teeth)
• August 27, 2010 (Well, let's see who we have on the bags ... Who's on first, What's on second, I don't know is on third)
• August 20, 2010 (All you need to do is whisper 'There is always plenty of time left for them to turn to God')
• August 13, 2010 (Have you ever noticed that while some people seem to have everything, often they are not happy?)
• August 6, 2010 (Wilson bothered me enough to keep me alert, I concluded Wilson was sent by God)
• July 23, 2010 (We have not only God's ear, but God's eye and God's heart, too)
• July 16, 2010 (No time to say hello, goodbye, I'm late, I'm late, for a very important date!)
• July 9, 2010 (The scholor already knew that and knew that Jesus knew that he knew that)
• July 2, 2010 (Are you a disciple of Jesus, or do you merely admire Him?)
• June 25, 2010 ('I'm clearing out my life, beginning tomorrow maybe, or next week at the very latest)
• June 18, 2010 ('Who will I be when I finally hand myself over to God for a definitive judgement)
• June 11, 2010 (It is easy to see the faults o someone else while being blind to your own)
• June 4, 2010 (At the most flinty place in your life you will find strength)
• May 28, 2010 ('Our Father who art in Heaven, how will I be my name)
• May 21, 2010 (Have you ever had the wind knocked out of you and stopped to catch your breath?)
• May 14, 2010(Rabbits could produce humans out of hats, and it would be the same)
• May 7, 2010 - (You know, I think I'll add a chapter on building up your leg muscles)
• April 30, 2010 - No issue
• April 23, 2010 (Put me in the position that God would have if he were here on Earth)
• April 16, 2010 (Some days are diamonds, some days are stones)
• April 9, 2010 (Have you ever asked anyone, 'How are you?' and then they told you how they were?)
• April 2, 2010 (When it happened, not a single voice was there to sing a feeble Alleluia)
• March 26, 2010 ('I tell you, if they keep silent, the stones will cry out!')
• March 19, 2010 (If Jesus wrote your sinfulness on the ground for all to see, what would he write?)
• March 12, 2010 (I got shoes, you got shoes, all God's children got shoes)
• March 5, 2010 (If you are to busy for Christ, you are too busy)
• February 26, 2010 (Do you think you can let Jesus take you where he wants you to be?)
• February 19, 2010 (I'd rather see where I'm going than remember wher I've been)
• February 12, 2010 (It's best not to talk about prayer, fasting, and almsgiving with jelly on your hands)
• February 5, 2010 (Jesus won't call someone else if you don;t think you are up to it)
• January 29, 2010 (If you stick with God you can love all of everybody)
• January 22, 2010 ('Spiritual turf-toe' is a slump into sloth)
• January 15, 2010 (Were you ever once lost and could not be found?)
• January 8, 2010 (Resolution? Well, anyway, there you have it)